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Internet Speed Testers

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A whole huge bunch of Speed Tests!
(Scroll down to your country or your state in the U.S.)





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Know Your Rights

The Department of Redundancy Department staff thought this was a cool picture but it came with a bunch of code.

I coulda just snagged the .jpg I guess.

Anyway, here's the code if you're interested:

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We don't know if this information is correct. If you use it and the police kill your dog, don't come crying to us. Cry instead to the folks above. It's all their (and your) fault. The policeman will get a few days off with pay.











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